Mid-week Dragon-isms
Dragon (in bed in the dark) to Georgie: Don’t be a messy messy messy boy. Just clean up with a napkin.
#ITaughtHimWell
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Dragon: Why are our heads hard?
Me: Cause we’re really smart.
E: Fart!
#SoSmart
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Me to Husband: Hey baby, (blah blah blah)
Dragon: Why you call him a baby. He’s not a baby, he’s Daddy.
Me: He’s your Daddy, but he’s not my Daddy.
Dragon: Yeah, he’s your brother.
#NotSureThatsHowItWorks